Oh, Gordie just screwed the pooch! : [laughs] Even Vern knew it, I think. Gordie loses! Sure, you only outweigh him by 500 pounds, fat ass! Milo Chris Richard William Wheaton III (born July 29, 1972) is an American actor, blogger, and writer. He doesn't hate you. Chris isn't a thief. Done! Gordon's Son And do you think that that bitch would have dared try something like that if it had been one of those douchebags from up on the view, if they had taken the money? Gordie : : Why did he have to die, Chris? He's crazier than a shithouse rat. You use your left hand or right hand to do that? See what the cast of the hit 1987 film is up to now. Richard William "Wil" Wheaton III (born July 29, 1972) is an American actor and writer. Gordie And you know this one time... Chris Pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy! Mr. LaChance was married to Dorothy LaChance and he was the father of Dennis and Gordon LaChance. Gordie , [the contestants bury their faces and begin eating. Alright, alright, Mickey's a mouse, Donald's a duck, Pluto's a dog. Teddy : : Ace Eyeball Yeah, my dad's weird. Chris Mayor Grundy Chris As the doe-eyed storyteller Gordie Lachance in Stand By Me, Wil Wheaton was “the voice” of the film, playing the younger version of Richard Dreyfuss, whom we only get to glimpse in the beginning and the very end of the movie. Milo You're Teddy Duchamp. You're brother's not very polite, Eyeball. : But when the smell hit the crowd, that's when Lardass' plan really started to work. Technical Specs. Go on, Gordie. : : I knew the $64,000 question was fixed. Gordie It's what they think of me. Vern. He can't be a dog. In the film, Wheaton’s character Gordie Lachance is the narrator, but the actual voice used was an adult’s, since the story is being told from his grown-up perspective. : Teddy : He had a leech hanging from his balls, he fainted! : In 2007 he married model Rebecca Romijn and had twins jones ( posted on 29-Mar-2005.. 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